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"This is Tavia and Karson gave me your num8er and told me to either
1)apologise for past-life killing you even though afaik you don't know a8out that shit OR
2) 8ecome a les8ian and try to mack on you, so I am doing the first thing.
SO my 8ad! Condolences or whatever!"

now that i'm rereading it's actually pretty hilarious

yeah they are apparently co jesuses i guess
jesusii?
okay i am not sure
at least that is what the current claim is
all i know is that i am beginning to think everyone was ridiculous in a past life
that is the only secret
perhaps you should come up with really annoying nicknames for them
or wait
kk?
does that annoy him
is it shorthand for karkat or how the heck did you get that from karson

...wow.
that is p much the shittiest apology of all time isnt it.
maybe i should rub that in her face lmao.

no see only they were ridiculous you and me can start a not-ridiculous-past lives club or... something. itll be great.
they arent invited though because their past lives were crazy murderers i guess.
and
i really dont know where it came from it was a. pulsecho i guess? a bit ago.
it must be from karkat but that name doesnt really mean anything two me so... idk.
it did freak him out though when i typed it. it was pretty great.

it really is
i think if anything the apologizing process was worse than the offense

i am okay with that
danny isn't that ridiculous and i guess aside from a weird puppet thing dj seems normal
but wow there is a lot of death and murder and stuff and just really stupid typing??
why did we all type in the most random manner possible

i'm pretty sure his name was karkat
i remember talking to him and calling him that
and KarKat = kk
i mean that would make sense
so that's probably why he flipped out

the only other info i can give you is that i guess octavia's name was spinneret?
that's what she keeps telling me.

i remember speaking with her once and i don't really care for the content of that memory.
but among other things it has no names
except i guess "mine" but whatever

so if she hasn't told you about her name you could freak her out that way

yeah especially if you dont even remember it happening.
she should have taken the second suggestion just because i want two see how terrible she would have been at that two.

i dont think i know danny or dj yet?
but seriously i know. im p sure i remember dying and maybe also killing someone on accident and.
the typing is terrible and wow yeah i just want two not even think about that and just be sane.

yeah thats what im thinking. he asked me if i knew the name karkat after that and so did tavia i just dont know that but i know KK and it must be him because of his stupid typing.
what is with the typing wow. i just cant get over that.

she hasnt told me hers yet no so i could totally use that. sweet.

...ok and.
stupid question probably but
does the name aradiia mean anything two you?

i would have turned her down very quickly but the ensuing trainwreck might have been interesting
weirdly enough my type is not someone who threatens/is consistently rude to me/my friends
i'm weird that way

danny's the one who went to the amusement park w/ me but i don't know if you saw that
dj i think i saw you talk to him?
he's the guy with the puppet
the really creepy puppet
the really creepy puppet i actually remember because life is horrible

:/ you remember dying??
i would ask but if you don't want to talk about it don't worry
i vote we make a no dying rule

i don't know!!
we come from a society of stupid typists
clearly

okay cool there you go
she says she was a pirate fairy
i think that was the latest 411

yeah.
why?

oh yeah totally weird.
who wouldnt want two be friends with someone who threatens people??
and i hope by being rude you dont count trolling lol. if you do then we might be in trouble...

ok yeah i think i know who you mean now.
wait you remember that thing two?
that was creepy looking.

no i dont really mind its just kind of. not good i guess?
like it was... really painful. and bloody.
by which i mean yellow everywhere because thats a thing i dont know if i told you.
thats what davin has two. and horns.

well i remember talking two someone named that once.
and they typed in, you know. your other way of typing. the red one.
and i guess they were a robot so... i figured it had two be you?

no i think there is a different level of rude here
idk
she just rubs me the wrong way!!
probably because when we met she accused me of being an evil crazy robot and then after that was weird to my best friend and also has since threatened to mind control people i like
we are just not going to get along i don't think

too???
do you remember it?????????
and yes
ugh this is the worst actually
i told you about my first memory, didn't i, of exploring and going to look for treasure?

THAT is what i found.
i found the puppet.
i remember finding the puppet.
it had less limbs though.

so that's where you fell on the blood wheel.
i'm sorry to hear that.
at least blowing up isn't that painful.
at least
i don't think i minded it really.

that's what she kept calling me.
she was accusing me of trying to trick someone, which i said i didn't do.

:o
well unless you know other girls who remember being called aradia and also being robots and talking like ridiculous tools with zeroes in red
i think it's a safe bet!!!

what were we talking about
did i mention ribbits
if i did i sincerely apologize
idefk what that was about

yeah well i dont think you should try two get along with her because shes just stupid.
i dont like her. even when shes being tolerable i still dont like her.

no i mean like anyone remembering it/knowing it/having it is two many, that kind of two lol.
im glad i dont its terrifying looking.
and that doesnt even count as treasure. that must have been really disappointing i cant even imagine trying two find something cool and finding a scary puppet.

yeah i guess so? its weird. i dont have it yet though which is good i dont want two have two wear makeup everywhere like he does...
i think i was like. bleeding out from my brain or something.
like it just hurt so much and there was all this noise and i dont even know?
can you even die from that, thats what im trying two figure out.

no there werent any ribbits. what is that a thing two??
it was just i guess "you" saying bye and saying sorry?
it was kind of weird.

that seems to be a common opinion
among my friends, anyway

RIGHT
i mean
okay forgive the capslock just
i spent years and years and years thinking it was going to be a treasure
i remembered that when i was seven
i always assumed it would be something like
not
freaky????
gosh darnnit

is he gray
he mentioned gray aliens at some point but that was before he freaked out
you can die from noise i think
i mean
it has to be on a certain frequency?
or is that just a sci fi thing
maybe we should google this

idk i sort of
freaked out
at someone
i remember it
i was rambling about stuff that makes no sense and said i controlled the ribbits and i think i was trying to be as senseless as possible
and i succeeded

i was?
did i
was there hugging
did i hug you
is that a weird question
that's a weird question
ignore that question

wow so wait you had like half your life where you thought you were finding treasure and you just now found out you were wrong??
wow thats even worse than i thought.
thats so terrible but i cant stop laughing wow.

no hes not grey hes just. you know, a person, but his blood is yellow so he looks really weird and then he has. horns that are really huge. and then he has the same powers as me two...
we def should google it.
although its already some kind of sci fi shit so maybe its possible there even if not normally??

ok no there were no ribbits or anything else.
just weird apologizing and stupid looking emoticons.

i dont remember hugging.
did you hug me??

soren you don't understand
i mean
okay you do understand you just summarized it that is exactly what happened
i thought it was going to be amazing and it just
i just
it was the puppet
stop laughing you need to comfort me this is terrible!!!

should i be concerned
i mean
we share at least 1 power too
google says yes btw

wait
let me guess
0_0

i don't know.
i hugged someone before i died.
i can't imagine why else i would apologize and say goodbye.
unless i did trick you.

ok, ok, ill comfort you now.
im sorry that your whole childhood was a lie.

maybe. idk. you dont type like me and him though or look like us so.
its probably ok?
im the one that needs two worry though because basically me and him get everything the same.
he got the schizo voices two.

yes!
oh and
0u0
but you said it looked stupid.

i dont remember hugging but its possible?
i just remember talking two you i dont remember anything afterwards...

thank you for your sarcastic comfort
while you laugh
it's appreciated
(indiana jones never found a stupid puppet)

that is definitely a reason to worry :/
but
well
at least there are people who will be there for you regardless??
i wish i could be of more help here.

that
what is that
0u0
it's
trying to smile but it l00ks s0 stupid

in the interest of full disclosure i suppose i should like
0kay i guess we don't know if you are sollux?
i mean i have just been assuming you are
but the thing i remembered
talking with spinneret or whoever
she asked me if i had tricked sollux yet
and wanted to come up with a derogatory nickname for him
and then take over the team?
or something?
and also she had a present for me
i'm not sure
i guess i just feel i should tell you that just in case i did trick you about teams for some reason i'm sorry
i don't think i wanted to and i said that wasn't what happened but i don't really like that idea!

youre welcome im glad i could help.

yeah i know. i think im ok for now at least no freaky other things yet.
if they happen though ill find a way two do things.

yeah exactly lol you were trying two make it smile i guess but it still looked stupid that was exactly what happened.

...well.
ok i appreciate the apology and disclosure.
i dont remember any of that and i dont know for sure if i am sollux although yeah it seems likely since everyone else remembers that name and my typing.
i still appreciate it though thanks.

:p :p :p :p :p :p

at least i was trying to make smilies at you
things could be worse
that's not a murdery emote!

i just thought you should know!!
and sorry about the weirdness that comes with telling people things they don't even remember.
i did not however tell tavia any of that
so
(btw i don't think she was any better at insults in the past)
(she wanted to call you mr two eyes)
(like wow burn)

ok true! i would rather stupid smilies than murderous smilies.
so i guess at least robo you never killed me?

its ok just weird yeah but. if i remember that stuff sometime then ill just remember your apology two.
problem solved.

...ok wow yeah thats terrible.
although at least it would be a break from pissbaby.

well i don't see why you would kill someone you were trying to smile at and apologizing too!
i mean
that seems more friendly than not
hopefully

good!! <3 thanks

at least we know you had 2 eyes
in case you were wondering

yeah hopefully.
it sounds promising two me at least.

i wasnt really wondering but yeah thats good i guess?
i dont have two worry about my eyes falling out or anything at least. probably.

so that's nice because it would suck if i had actually tried to kill you
i mean that would be a bit awkward!!

also hopefully they will eventually stop that
i assume they call you that b/c you get on their nerves
so at least you're doing well?

yeah definitely.
i have two say im glad that maybe past us were friends.
way better than if you tried two kill me or i tried two kill you or something.

yeah i think i am.
its still kind of annoying though.
maybe i should just tell everyone my name so at least theyll knock it off idk.

very much better!!
i guess it might be hard otherwise just if like
we remembered that if it had happened
which luckily it hasnt so!

i don't know about that
it's not like davin or i are really that secretive about saying "soren"
you said you didn't care if i did so i call you that where people can see i mean
though i guess perhaps they haven't been paying attention

i dont think those two pay attention two anything thats what i decided.
if they havent picked up on it when you guys say it even though i at least told him two knock it off which he hasnt because hes stupid then theyre stupid.
but still if i tell them two knock it off then maybe they will but i guess then its like im telling them its annoying so then no trolling.
hm...

so basically your only choice is to out troll the trolls here

i guess so.
do you see how hard my life is aria its the worst.
i have two put up with so many things lol.

i'm trying to think of more info to give you to help out
sadly my remembered talk with karson isn't like
well okay one there were other people there
and two it's not that useful
all i know is that he is REALLY serious about Leadership
capitals there for a reason
so nothing really helpful for trolling i don't think

Edited 2013-09-30 05:12 (UTC)

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